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Teach My Ass Review

Reviewed: 2011-02-21
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Our Rating: 73/100

Quality of Content: 19/25

Purchase Value: 15/20

Leased/Own Content: 15/15

Update Frequency: 1/10

Content Variety: 8/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 4/5

Originality: 8/10

Navigation: 3/5


Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: yes

Streaming Video: yes

Downloadable Video: yes

User Rating For TeachMyAss

User Rating: 64/100 - based on 196 votes.

Price & Payment Options

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Standard price: $29.97 (30 days, recurring at $29.97 / 30 days)

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Tour Promises

TeachMyAss.com promises teens losing their anal virginity, tight ass, HD video and access to bonus network.

My Opinion About TeachMyAss


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When I first began scanning the tour of Teach My Ass I couldn't help but notice all the toys. Initially, I thought, 'okay, anal virginity, dildos, it makes sense'. However, toys stretching tight teen asses is merely the warm-up exercise. By the end of every movie, these teenagers are ready for the real thing and once a stiff cock starts riding their pretty buttocks, these chicks go wild.

While TeachMyAss seems like a thrilling ride on its own, access to the entire Teen Core Club makes this membership even more exciting. Not only are the 20 bonus sites filled with even more teen girls, but specific sites like AnalyzedGirls, MakeTeenGape, CleanMyAss, AssTeenMouth, and DoubleTeamedTeens let members sample a wide variety of anal niches.

The layout of the content is simple enough to follow. Scenes are listed from newest to oldest on the members' page. Basically, scenes are titled by the models names and you can view a few preview pictures, read a short description and link to either the video or a corresponding set of photos. Only the two newest episodes are available on this page, but you can link to all the updates easily enough and you'll find 74 full episodes all together. The problem is that there aren't any content dates and even more unfortunate is that nothing new has been added in quite a while.

Bypassing the unappealing update schedule, the content is still fairly exciting. The girls do look between 18 and 21 years old, and considering many women never experience anal sex in their lifetimes, it's easy to fall for the anal virgin theme. Still, these chicks aren't totally new to the pleasures of their ass. If they were virgins, they probably wouldn't be able to slip a dildo into their ass with such ease, let alone get fucked without an uncomfortable fuss, but this is fantasy and as fantasy Teach My Ass does offer a good one and in good quality, as well.

Photos and videos are bright and sharp. I wouldn't call the content glamour, but it's more professional than any amateur site. There is a consistent style throughout and often you'll find consistent poses in the photos, too. Sets usually start off with a clothed model and move into nude shots, a quick lesson in anal stretching and then full-on anal sex. At 1280x853 pixels, the photos are worth collecting, but since there aren't Zip files you will have to edit together your favourite shots in your personal file.

I didn't particularly like the layout of the video pages. It's not that the pages are confusing, but they look dated rather than sleek and the scene descriptions disappeared. Anyhow, there is one Windows Media (1200kbps, 640x480) download and there are multiple quality clip downloads, also in WMV formats. If you have a super-slow connection or are still on dial-up, you won't be disappointed. However, for those of you with high speed connections (which is likely most) only the large screen clips will be worth the effort. The screensize and bit rate aren't fabulous, but the image and sound is sharp. While the models are European, the language is more often than not in English, although there truly isn't much talking done by anyone other than the cameraman, who also happens to be the anal teacher. He loves chicks asses and he fingers them, pops their holes with dildos and rides the young asses until splattering his jizz all over their waiting faces. Most of the action is shot from a POV angle, except a few blowjob scenes.

Final Verdict

Teach My Ass isn't a bad site. The POV angles put you into the role of teacher and that is always the spot you want to be in when presumably popping a pretty teenager's anal cherry. With the bonuses, you end up getting a pretty good deal, but without updates and without more contemporary video options and quality, the site ends up being a bit average.


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TeachMyAss is part of the TeenCoreClub, once you become a member, you get access to all listed sites. It's always recommended to join the network directly, to enjoy all bonus sites - pricing and join links are below.
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TeenCoreClub Network Price & Payment Options

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Standard price: $49.97 (30 days, recurring at $49.97 / 30 days)

TeenCoreClub Network Sites

Date Site Name Description Rating
2011-02-21TeenCoreClubNetwork of 20 sites with a heavy emphasis on teens and anal sex.85
2004-06-10TryTeensVery nice new video site focusing on young amateur girls.81
2011-02-21DoubleTeamedTeensYoung teens satisfy themselves with two throbbing cocks at the same time.80
2011-02-21YoungThroatsSexy teens from Europe give gagging, deep throat blow jobs.80
2011-02-21WhiteTeensBlackCockVery hot European teens get fucked and sodomized by big, black cocks.80
2011-02-21AssTeenMouthSexy teens suck, get fucked and then lick cock clean in ATM niche videos.80
2011-03-10HardcoreYouthCute teens in hardcore action with young guys around their own age.80
2011-02-21GirlsGotCreamSweet teen girls get fucked up the butt and ooze sperm from their holes.77
2011-02-21CumaholicTeensCute teens eager for cum do anything for a big, creamy mouthful of sperm.76
2011-02-21TeachMyAssCute nubile girls learn how to take dildos and cock in their sweet asses.73
2011-03-10SheGotSixHungry sluts take on teams of six men at a time.73
2011-03-10MakeTeenGapeBig cocks split open gaping hot European teen asses.73
2011-02-21LittleHellCatSexy little brunette who loves exploring a variety of hardcore sex.71
2011-02-21SpermantinoWanting to become models, European teens do their first porn shoots.68

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Teach My Ass review scores on other review sites

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2013-01-10Adult Reviews75
2011-08-25Sawa's reviews72
2008-10-12The Best Porn78
2006-07-27FreeOnes75

Average score on other review sites : 75/100


User Comments

joe
2011 Apr 21, 01:00, michigan
best site

adrian84nl
2010 Nov 27, 10:27, mex
i want to find a page or blog,where all people comment about his videos,facilities to download some videos,and share by ares way,or something like that.
about teach my ass,they are wonderful girls,they give theirself as pro girls,i like so much that page

gordo
2010 Mar 23, 11:52, belize
super cool man.

vaa
2009 Nov 25, 06:31, indya
very nice site i would like to fuck on screen itself

Rabboleth
2008 Jan 30, 12:00, usa
Definitely /not/ an amateur site. This is basically reality tv--reality as it /never/ was. The girls are pretty, and have nice asses, sure, but those anuses are too flexible to be attached to "Sodomy 101" students. These girls must have passed THAT course already.

Adrie
2007 Dec 21, 14:15, Holland
Anal virgins? My ass!!! All of these girls are Russian pro's or wannabee pro's with a lot of sex experience each. They let 'the guy' open their anus with 4 fingers in no time and they make sounds like pro's too, while being fucked there. Besides that, 'the guy' has a very irritating voice, saying 60 times per minute "oh yeah". Probably Russian maffia-work after all. Watching the vids on this site, you need a lot of fantasy to believe that this 'teach my ass' and 'Anal virgin' thing of teens is real. Some nice anal moments, visually spoken, but that's all about this site.

Big Al
2007 May 14, 12:27, LA
This site is "teach my ass"? If that's the premise would you (or could you) four finger a newbies ass? Most of the assing doesn't come w/ reaction face shots. Beautifyl girls but no reaction shots untill she on her back w/ dick in her ass. In most scenes the asshole is the star.It gets boring to see asses w/ fingers, dick or toys in the ass w/ out the girl reacting.

big b
2006 Feb 20, 17:48, LA
I love this movie.I think its the best movie ever.

LordBest
2006 Jan 06, 03:10, Knoxville, TN
WOW! Where do I begin?! This guy is living the 'Dream'...first he strips them, then he gives them anal training, and lastly he pounds their poop shoot. FUN IS HAD BY ALL!!! Please keep up the good work.
SINcerely,
--LordBest

sally
2005 Jul 31, 10:19, USA
looks very painful........ouch

falcon
2005 Jun 01, 08:30, italy
very,very beautifull site


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