When I first began scanning the tour of Teach My Ass I couldn't help but notice all the toys. Initially, I thought, 'okay, anal virginity, dildos, it makes sense'. However, toys stretching tight teen asses is merely the warm-up exercise. By the end of every movie, these teenagers are ready for the real thing and once a stiff cock starts riding their pretty buttocks, these chicks go wild.
While TeachMyAss seems like a thrilling ride on its own, access to the entire Teen Core Club makes this membership even more exciting. Not only are the 20 bonus sites filled with even more teen girls, but specific sites like AnalyzedGirls, MakeTeenGape, CleanMyAss, AssTeenMouth, and DoubleTeamedTeens let members sample a wide variety of anal niches.
The layout of the content is simple enough to follow. Scenes are listed from newest to oldest on the members' page. Basically, scenes are titled by the models names and you can view a few preview pictures, read a short description and link to either the video or a corresponding set of photos. Only the two newest episodes are available on this page, but you can link to all the updates easily enough and you'll find 74 full episodes all together. The problem is that there aren't any content dates and even more unfortunate is that nothing new has been added in quite a while.
Bypassing the unappealing update schedule, the content is still fairly exciting. The girls do look between 18 and 21 years old, and considering many women never experience anal sex in their lifetimes, it's easy to fall for the anal virgin theme. Still, these chicks aren't totally new to the pleasures of their ass. If they were virgins, they probably wouldn't be able to slip a dildo into their ass with such ease, let alone get fucked without an uncomfortable fuss, but this is fantasy and as fantasy Teach My Ass does offer a good one and in good quality, as well.
Photos and videos are bright and sharp. I wouldn't call the content glamour, but it's more professional than any amateur site. There is a consistent style throughout and often you'll find consistent poses in the photos, too. Sets usually start off with a clothed model and move into nude shots, a quick lesson in anal stretching and then full-on anal sex. At 1280x853 pixels, the photos are worth collecting, but since there aren't Zip files you will have to edit together your favourite shots in your personal file.
I didn't particularly like the layout of the video pages. It's not that the pages are confusing, but they look dated rather than sleek and the scene descriptions disappeared. Anyhow, there is one Windows Media (1200kbps, 640x480) download and there are multiple quality clip downloads, also in WMV formats. If you have a super-slow connection or are still on dial-up, you won't be disappointed. However, for those of you with high speed connections (which is likely most) only the large screen clips will be worth the effort. The screensize and bit rate aren't fabulous, but the image and sound is sharp. While the models are European, the language is more often than not in English, although there truly isn't much talking done by anyone other than the cameraman, who also happens to be the anal teacher. He loves chicks asses and he fingers them, pops their holes with dildos and rides the young asses until splattering his jizz all over their waiting faces. Most of the action is shot from a POV angle, except a few blowjob scenes.
Final Verdict
Teach My Ass isn't a bad site. The POV angles put you into the role of teacher and that is always the spot you want to be in when presumably popping a pretty teenager's anal cherry. With the bonuses, you end up getting a pretty good deal, but without updates and without more contemporary video options and quality, the site ends up being a bit average.